Greetings and salutations to our massive following
Hope everyones summer is going swimmingly so far. The publicity from the Stampede must’ve painted great in the rest of canada. A bunch of horses die, people get injured being thrown off a ride, but Vince F’ing Vaughn was partying it up!! Celebrity appearance always tops out of date death of animals and lack of safety on the grounds!!
As for what we’ve been up too, besides still trying to understand Inception and how amazingly amazing it was. We will be officially launching in the fall of this year, with our official website! Along with that, you can expect to see the first launch of Unconventional Hoser t-shirts along with both Steve and Mitch actively spreading our word and influencing the political process where need be, around this city of Calgary. Something to look forward during that awful time between summer ending and school starting.
One thing we will be debuting today is the 3 conventional douche bags of the week. This is a highly prestigious award and only goes to the biggest douche bags on planet earth. We will be taking suggestions, anything from politics, pop culture or Zack Galfiansijakakas over extending his 5 minutes of fame.
The Number 3 spot in our Conventional Douche Bags of the week countdown goes too…
the Israel Justice System!!!
A Palestinian man who has been convicted of rape after consensual sexual intercourse with an Israeli woman who believed he was Jewish because he introduced himself as “Daniel.”
Kashur was accused of misleading the woman, whose identity has not been disclosed, by introducing himself with the traditionally Jewish name when they met on a street in central Jerusalem in 2008. After striking up a conversation, they went into a nearby office block and engaged in a sexual encounter, after which Kashur quickly left.
It is known as “deceptive rape” and the guy spent 18 months in jail.
2. Entertainment News!!
Honestly, who in the fuck wants to grow up and be on an entrainment news show? ET Tonight actually cut into Global news morning this week to break that Lindsay Lohan was on her way to jail!! And they cut too active child pedophile and kfc eater Perez Hilton. I didn’t realize I was able to feel that much anger that early in the morning that wasn’t alcohol related, but I was proven wrong. For anyone who found any interest in this, or gets a chubby by visiting that douche bags website….to quote the great Mclovin “read a fucking book for once”
Annnnnddddddddd the number one official conventional douche bag and someone who is bound to steal these honours for many times to come…GLENN BECK!!!
1. “If Glenn Beck’s daily shows are not enough education for you, the controversial talk show host has launched his own online “university” – an academic program that will school you on the “concepts of Faith, Hope, and Charity”
Beck University!! Glenn Beck has decided to take his words and ideas, that can only be defined as “verbal rape”, to anyone that hears them, and start up a university! Glenn has decided to even have classes where he teaches his faith (he’s a mormon btw) to his students!! Eat your heart out BYU, your no longer the most radical, boring ass mormon school nobody wants to go to. I have a ton of bits and jokes for this but I don’t think any of them do this story justice.
