Israel. What are you doing pal? I’ve always been a secret admirer of yours, mostly because of the great things that a friend who visited there told me. Sure, you may have had some bumpy patches in the past (namely your decision to blow the ever-living hell out of Gaza last year, but I’ve always tried to look at everything you do with a bit of empathy. It can’t be easy to be surrounded by people who hate you. That’d make everyone go a little bit crazy.
But, friend, I think you’ve been going a little too far lately. Killing people on a flotilla that was on a mission to give aid to the people you blew up in the first place isn’t really the best way to appear like the good guy. Especially when the people on the boats were from a variety of countries that are major players on the international scene. At least when the US nuked Japan, they let them sell the US their superior cars afterwards (which, in retrospect, may have been a bad decision.) Then, right after this killing another four Palestinians? Sure, they may have looked like they might have been bombing shit, but maybe letting them off with a warning would have sufficed. I think that someone in the Israeli military needs to lay off playing Call of Duty before patrolling the coastline and flotillas.
At the end of the day, Israel, you’re surrounded by a lot of people that don’t like you, and when you run around doing shit like this, it makes it hard for anyone else to like you as well. This little tiff you and Palestine have has been going on for a ridiculously long time. Every time it looks like steps are being made in the right direction, either you or Palestine goes or does something like this.
While the rest of the world is pushing for you two to make friends, hug it out, and watch some football games together, it seems all you want to do is keep killing each other. Maybe the time has come for some key countries supporting you to stop, and just see what happens. If I was a taxpayer in the US, and instead of the government spending money on stuff like schools, or getting the economy back and track they gave it to you to buy guns to blow the shit out of your neighbour, I’d be pretty pissed off. Maybe, just maybe, if that funding was gone, you’d be forced into actually giving peace a chance, and finally stop doing shit like this. Because right now, it’s like you’re the good friend at a party who gets way too drunk, starts doing stupid shit, and although at first your friends try to defend you, it gets so bad that they want to just ditch you and leave you to your fate… You kind of deserve it. So drink some coffee, sober up, and maybe just use the good old fashioned rubber bullets next time you do a raid on people trying to deliver humanitarian aid.
